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Viagra - Quickies

Bulb

Q: How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.

Viagraccino

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino?One cup and you're up all night.

Cheap prescription

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price.

His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

Latest report

A report out today states that gardeners will not need to stake tomato plants any longer.

Just one Viagra tablet in their water, and they stand up straight and firm.

New Pepsi and Viagra

Q: Did you hear that Pepsi and Viagra are bringing out a new drink?

A: It will be called "Mount & Do"

Disneyland and Viagra

Q: What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common?

A: You wait one hour for a two minute ride!

Viagra and Propecia

Q: Do you know what happens when you take Viagra and Propecia together?

A: It makes your hair stick up.