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A night’s
train journey
A man and a woman who have never met
before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage
of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both
go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the
lower.
In the middle of the night the woman
leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry
to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering
if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint
in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... just
for tonight, let's pretend we're married".
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not",
she giggles.
“Great!", he replies, "Get
your own DAMN blanket.”
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