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Money maker
Little Timmy is playing on the street
when he spots a package of Viagra pills. Being a boy
of the world, he immediately recognizes the possibilities
and approaches his daddy:
"Dad, I just found these, and I'm willing to sell
them to you for 100 Dollars straight."
"Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm
in perfect physical health and not currently needing
those. Tell you what, go ask Grandpa."
So Timmy walks over and asks his grandfather: "Gramps,
I will sell you this package of Viagra for 100 Dollars."
"Oh, thanks Timmy, but are you sure these will
work?", asked his grandfather.
"Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones
that were shown on TV!"
"Tell you what, Timmy, I'll try them tonight and
if they work OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow."
The next morning, Timmy visits his grandfather again,
and Gramps hands over $500 without hesitation. Timmy
is perplexed: "But Gramps, I thought we agreed
on 100 Dollars!"
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