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Jokes

Man & Woman Queries

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must've been given your share.

Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen it.

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.