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• At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.
  
  
• Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.
  
  
• When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds.
  
  
• People begin to call you "the tripod."
  
  
• You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.
  
  
• Birds perch on it when you stand outside nude.
  
  
• You look like a sundial when sunbathing nude.
  
  
• Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
  
  
• You always lose limbo contests.
  
  
• You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.
  
  
• You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.