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Best Barbie
A man walks into the toy store to get
a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant,
as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes
to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing
for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks,
"why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's
furniture... |
